Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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