i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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