If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
