Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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