i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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