So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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