i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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