he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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