That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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