Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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