It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
pray to the hookup gods
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
My feet surprised me
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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