miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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