We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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