yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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