You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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