If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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