White coat. Heels.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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