is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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