Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Small penises have feelings too.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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