You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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