My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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