Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
