Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Please don't give away my fajitas
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.