Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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