Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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