Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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