If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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