we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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