sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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