do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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