so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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