They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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