Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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