So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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