yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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