you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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