You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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