She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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