i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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