What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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