It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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