I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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