Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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