so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Michael Bay diarrhea
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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