Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
This is the high leading the old right now
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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