His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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