I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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