You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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