It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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