It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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