I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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