Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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